Wed Demotivational Poster
FAST FOOD LOGIC -
THE SWEDISH CHEF - Vurt Da Furk !
TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?
SWEDEN - realy sucks at ice-hockey
SWEDISH GIRLS - Keeping it real since 1428.
MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' -
IN SWEDEN - We have something called Systembolaget
EVOLUTION - NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING -
JUST GIVE UP. - It's Okay, No One Blames You.
STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.
HAPPILY EVER AFTER - On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding video backwards just to see myself walk out of the church a free man
ONE-STOP SHOPPING -
BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day
WEDNESDAY - Making it over the hump just got a whole lot easier
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE! -
REDNECK WEDDING - YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR SISTER
MARRIAGE & BANKS - They both carry penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account.
REDNECK WEDDING CAKE - The only thing missing is the Toast to the happy couple with this morning's Moonshine
TOTALLY SCREWED - Did you ever get the feeling that it was going to be a really bad day ?
HOMELESSNESS - Sucks when your Death Star gets blowed up ...
What Day is it? -
CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE.
DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!
IT'S A TRAP - Admiral Ackbar knows.
MARRIAGE - ... is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.
DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS -
YOU CAN'T HIDE - WHAT'S INSIDE. And that white dress isn't fooling anyone either!
INCEST - look what you've done now
BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...
SWEDISH GIRLS -
A STAR WARS THEMED WEDDING... - Notice anything missing at this event?
THE ROYAL WEDDING - Katherine, I don't think that is the first kiss the subjects were expecting
DAVE IS TOTALLY BUSTED AND BROKE - Dude, I am not a psychic but I have a strong feeling that you are totally screwed
OVERTHINKING SHIT -
LOVE - WTF are you serious?
CAKE WAR -
BIGAMY - â€œBigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.â€ Oscar Wilde
A DISNEY WEEK - is clearly when the Prince gets married and the bad guy gets killed
OH CRAP - It is quite evident at this point that I am totally screwed
OH SHIT - We're screwed now...
SNOWED IN? - Turn a disadvantage into an advantage.
NEGATIVE KARMA - A couple of 12 year olds will be introducing it in about 30 seconds
MMMM... - Plasticky
NATURAL DISASTERS - God's way of showing man how screwed you are without Him.
BLOODY GOOD SHOW -
UH-OH - Replacing ‘here comes the bride’ with 'who let the dogs out' at your sister's lesbian wedding probably wasn’t the smartest choice you’ve ever made
WEDGIE - When Done From The front It's called A Melvin Or In this Case, a Melvina
YOU GONNA DIE -
THAT ABOUT COVERS IT - Husseys' one stop shopping. If they don't have it, you don't need it.
SWEDISH POLITICIANS -
Country Girl -
OR ANY OTHER ANNIVERSARY -
SHE STANDS ALONE -
FIRST IMPRESSION - You thought they flipped you off huh?
MC WEDDING -
BEST WEDDING DRESS - Let's just hope the Reverend can stay focused!
RESPECT WHERE DUE... -
WEDDING BELLS -
ENGLISH FIRST -
IN SOME SITUATIONS - It's best NOT to hyphenate your name
YOUR SON -
WEDDING RING -
PAWS - HOLY CRAP! We're screwed.
HOME DEFENCE -
INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES -
HUMOR HER - I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.
WAL MART WEDDINGS - Located between Sporting Goods and Automotive
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER -
INSPIRATION - It's Everywhere
MARRIAGE - He is so screwed... literally!
SWEDISH POLICE -
SWEDEN - I'm booking tickets, who wants to join me ??
EPIC WEDGIE - Sadly, Jack's Dream Of Gold In The 400m Hurdles, Just Came To A Painful End
SCREWED - Has there ever been a more accurate description ?
SOMEONE - had too much wine at the wedding (DAMN! Why wasn't I invited?)
SWEDISH FISH - Its always the little ones, that snap first.
ROAST PIG WEDDING - Bacon joined in eternal deliciousness. Mazel Tov! It's a potroast!
FEAR - The kid in the right knows it far better than you do.
BROKEN VOWS -
CIAO BELLA -
SVEN HELP! -
BIGAMY - Is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
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